johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

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asian:

I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave

(Source: asian, via fake-mermaid)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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angelanthem:

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

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peekachiu:

drinking water after a pe class

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fishingboatproceeds:

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

(via zombies-and-bitchcraft)

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle, via pizza)

tmisource:

#TMITuesday: Get your first look at Alec and Isabelle from CITY OF HEAVENLY FIRE inside cover

Are you ready for some City of Heavenly Fire secrets?

In this installment of TMI Tuesdays, check out the reveals of Alec and Isabelle Lightwood (as drawn by cover artist Cliff Nielsen) on the inside…

anus:

MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING

(via pizza)

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brandnoose:

brandnoose:

what should i do for my 15,000 post???

wait a second i fucked up

brandnoose:

brandnoose:

what should i do for my 15,000 post???

wait a second i fucked up

(via pizza)

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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